Top Ten Ways to Disrupt a Classroom

Author- Kimber Vannest

1. Invite the local university research staff to study your teachers.

2. Switch your buddies' meds with your dad's Cialas.

3. Bring your attorney with you to all IEP meetings.

4. Accidentally pass one of the state mandated pee tests.

5. Demand that your least restrictive environment includes transportation to the mall.

6. Find the number for the IRB (Institutional Review Board) near you and call frequently about studies being conducted on campus.

7. Protest your civil rights violation when the teacher wants you to wear an ID card.

8. Wear Kevlar like it is a fashion statement.

9. Stand on a desk singing "you bang, you bang" and explain that practicing for American Idol should count for vocational education.

10. Fart the national anthem.