Top Fourteen Labels For Teachers

Contributed by Michelle Bohac, EBD Teacher, Lincoln, NE

Teachers are familiar with ADHD and many other labels for students. Here at long last, what you have not been waiting for: The top 14 labels for teachers!

14. PTSS - Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome
13. CDD - Coffee & Donut Dependent
12. ASD - Attention Surplus Disorder
11. PNP - Paperwork Neglect Pattern
10. CDD - Curriculum Disorder Disorder
9. EMCA - Early Morning Cheerfulness Anomaly
8. CBDD - Copy Budget Deficit Disorder
7. IDS - Income Deficiency Syndrome
6. CAD - Committee Addiction Disorder
5. PGPP - Project Grading Procrastination Pattern
4. CFO - Clipping and Filing Obsession
3. LDSGC - Lunchroom Duty Survivor Guilt Complex
2. SEAD - Sunday Evening Affective Disorder
1. MMDP - Monday Morning Denial Pattern